Yes - thats what all you prospective parents have to look forward to.
Long before your children learn the meaning of respect, you will get shit and pissed on.
I reckon that the piss-on was deliberate. Thanks Bradley.
The projectile shit on the other hand... well, I guess just happened to be in the way of it. Thankfully, I ducked and weaved and not a single particle hit me - it shot clear over onto the couch across the room. Amazing really, and something to behold... if only it weren't faeces.